in my religion class today, our really homophobic teacher was comparing being straight/gay to being fat/thin and i just blurted out “you can’t just wake up one morning and shout ‘I’M GONNA WORK OFF ALL THIS GAY TODAY’”
the look on his face was priceless
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
Supernatural episode where Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar
Possibly the best thing that I’ve ever gotten in my ask box
#LEONARDO DON’T DO IT #CROSSROAD DEMON DEALS AREN’T WORTH IT
The longer he goes without an oscar the better this post gets.
I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.
This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.
Because the acting and writing on Sherlock is so incredible, I think we sometimes forget to talk about the cinematography/special effects work on the show.
This has been an appreciation post for the behind-the-scenes-guys who deserve more credit
Leonardo DiCaprio after losing to Matthew McConaughey
THISS BREAKS MY HEART
- Ghostfacers (2005): I don't really like rats. They're gross. Rats are like the rats of the world.
- Ghostfacers (2008): You need to go be gay for that poor dead intern.
- Ghostfacers (2014): The woods is where trees hang out.
once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
Hey guys I haven’t been on here much because of pre finals
BUT HEY SUMMERS 2 MONTHS AWAY FOR ME HAHAHA
I have three, you lucky bum.
would I still be lucky if I tell you that I only have one month worth of summer
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.